Ya know, sometimes I just don't get enough action.
I tried knocking her paper onto the floor but that wasn't any fun. She just shook her head at me and left it there. Doesn't she know that she is supposed to come down here and let me wrap my claws around her arm so I can bunny kick while I put the bitey on her?
I have to resort to being cute. That's my secret weapon. I'll lure her in with the promise of sweet soft kitty belly or the fluffy silk of my little white chin. There's no way she could resist. Could you blame her?