


Stryder: Nothing. Nope, nothing to see here, go about your business. Your eyes must be playing tricks on you.
Kellykat: Stryder! You silly kitty. Your not laundry. You don't want to get washed now do you? You wouldn't like it.
Stryder: Darn it Meowmy! You ruined it! I was waiting for the Scotchy Monster to jump up on my bed. I was gonna put the bitey on her. Ah well...back to the drawing board.
What!?! A foot!?! Are you kidding me!?! No, no! You're supposed to come from the other side! The other side!! How can I possibly attack you like this?
Be sure to lick it really good, sometimes it has catnip in it.
Oh and always be sure to get your claw stuck in it so that she has to repeatedly remove the toy from your grasp. This makes it easier to get in some pets or chin scritches since she's down there anyway.
See ya next time!